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With sixteen minutes to go before I have to trot off to Genetics I shall temporarily invade your mind with the trivialities of my life. Here goes! I, so far, find all but one of my classes to be entirely inutile. Chemistry is more homosexual than a queer in penis town. Genetics is taught by an old woman who wears green and blue flannel suits with red undershirts, therefore I am incapable of paying any attention to her. Criminal Justice is taught by a man with several bachelors degrees, and several masters as well, who claims that we learn through osmosis. Yes sir, indeed we do learn through osmosis because I am surrounded by water and varying concentrations of solute constantly... CONSTANTLY! But BIO 329... That class is phenomenal! Professor Hunt is this fantastically capricious little woman who likes to speak very loudly. We get to talk about animals for the whole class and read super awesome books! Hooray! We started talking about the first book we are going to read, Minding Animals, in class yesterday. Dr. Hunt informed us that the author was trained as a biologist and continued by cautioning us that his book is highly biased. She said that upon reading our first assignment we would discover that the author is a very animate animal-rights activist. Boy, was she right... I cracked open the book last night and seriously, wow. I love animals and all, but there has got to be a point somewhere where a line is crossed. The line that divides loving animals from being in love with and obsessing over animals. I have not even gotten through the Preface of this book yet. I came to point where the author was talking about how in his early days he did experiments were mice and baby chicks were attacked and eaten by coyotes in controlled settings. He proceeded to say that he would never again conduct any such experiments, and that he has suffered severe anguish in his life because he can not restore the breath of life into the mice and chicks that became coyote din-din. That, to me, just seemed a little bit too dramatic. Crazy, animal egalitarian author man... Its cute when boys walk you to your car when you are leaving. Chivalry, my dear old friend, how I adore thee. I borrowed a porn last night. Eventually I will get around to watching everyone in the porn get around. Tonight: probable dinner out, potential cam-whoring, and perhaps even a moment or two with Ryan. Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps... The world is full of perhapses. Thats probably not even a real word, but I am in college so I am allowed to make up random words whenever and how ever frequently I desire. So there.
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I have decided upon not so
careful considerations that I hate everyone. Or at least the vast
majority of everyone. This particularly includes the self-absorbed and
havoc inducing Christmas shoppers that have already begun to inundate MY
store. Fuck all of you assholes who take clothes off the hanger and
then leave them strewn across the racks, who let your kids run rampant
through the toy section, tearing open whatever packages they please and
leaving the mess on the floor for me to clean up while you simply stand
there and watch, and all of those people who otherwise feel inclined to
treat me with disrespect. Fuck you. You will get whatever you give me.
Reciprocation baby. Also, if you speak any language besides English in
my store, cease doing so immediately. I am not a fucking translator.
And one more thing. The next time I watch you let your filthy, smelly,
dirt-encrusted, disgusting child rip open two identical puzzles and
combine all the pieces into one large indistinguishable pile on my
floor... I will kick your worthless spawn right in the fucking face.
(OK, so I probably wont, because the foreseeable consequences of that
action dont come across as entirely appealing to me... but that doesnt
stop me from desperately wanting to, or from having muscle twitches as
I try to control my leg from connecting with your demonic childs head
with violent force.) All that having been said, "Have a pleasant day,
you store trashing, inconsiderate fuckers!"
In non-work related news... Nothing eventful has happened.
No, wait. Strike that. I went and saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of
Fire. My mom took me. I have to say I was thoroughly disappointed. The
actors did a good job, and the graphics were pretty rockin, not knockin
on those. But the whole movie felt totally rushed to me. There was just
a strong sense of hurriedness throughout it. As if they were trying to
cram it all in to a certain amount of time. Interesting, considering
the large proportion of important details they conveniently forgot to
add. Not to mention the numerous artistic liberties they obviously felt
inclined to take. The movie itself was fine. The movie as a
representation of the far superior book, shitty...
As if I havent bitched enough yet, I have chemistry lab to go to in
a matter of moments. Id love to tell you all about how I missed last
weeks lab for my modeling thing, and then couldnt make it up, and how
now Ill be getting a zero on a sixty point assignment, but quite
frankly my dear, I just dont have the time! And now, off to chemistry
lab, arch nemesis of this chemistry-hating Biology major.
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I am having a terrible day.
Everything sucks and nothing happened.
I found out that I got a 79.1% on my latest chemistry test. That is the best score Ive ever gotten in chemistry. That also amounts to me passing that class now because all my test, homework, and lab scores average out to above failing.
I think I am mad at everyone right now. That most likely includes YOU.
I do not want to go to work later.
I do not want to go outside because I am having a 75% good hair day and it is snowing (by that I mean precipitating evil, cold, hair ruining, slushy, bad driving, death flakes from the sky) and the walk to my car from Padnos will leave me with a 0% good hair day.
I would like to eat, because Im starving. But I simply dont feel like spending any money on food. I think I have less than twenty dollars to last me til Friday when I will be getting my check, which shouldnt be for anything more than $60 (I only worked ten hours last week).
I would like this week to stop being shitty and for everyone and everything to stop making me miserable. Id really appreciate it. OK, thanks. |
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() smoked a cigarette
() smoked a cigar
() smoked anything else
() made out with a member of the same sex
() crashed a friend's car
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
() shoplifted
() been fired
() been in a fist fight
() snuck out of parent's house
() had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() been arrested
() made out with a stranger
(x) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) skipped school
() slept with a co-worker
() seen someone die
(x) had/have a crush on one of your XANGA/LJ friends
() been to Canada
() been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
() thrown up in a bar (well... outside of it ...)
(x) eaten Sushi
() been snowboarding
(x) met someone BECAUSE of XANGA/LJ
() been moshing at a concert
() been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) in love with someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
() had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
() used a fake ID
(x) watched the sun set
() felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) been tickled
() been robbed
() robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
() been suspended from school
() had detention
(x)been in a car accident
(x) had braces
() eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
() had deja vu
() danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
() witnessed a crime
() pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
() been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
() been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
() played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
() sung karaoke
() paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
() made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) been kissed in the rain
() written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
() made a bonfire on the beach
() crashed a party
() have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
() humped a monkey
(x) worn pearls
() jumped off a bridge
() screamed "penis" in class
() ate dog food
() told complete stranger you loved them
(x) sang in the shower
(x) have a little black dress
() fucked in a park
() fucked in the bathoom
(x) had a dream that you married someone
() glued your hand to something
() got your toungue stuck to a pole
() kissed a fish
() worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
( ) had sex at a church
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
() done a one-handed cartwheel
() talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
() didnt take a shower for a week
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had a tree house
() are scared to watch scary movies alone
() believe in ghosts
() have more then 30 pairs of shoes
() worn a really ugly outfit to school
() gone streaking
() played ding-dong-ditch
(x) played chicken fight
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
() caught a fish then ate it
() made porn
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
() cried so hard you laughed
() mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
() French braided someones hair
(x) gone skinny dippin in a pool
() been kicked out of your house
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Maybe we will go down with a clever pick-up line...
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So... A lot of things have really sucked lately.
I guess Im a negative factor in my best friends life now. I almost feel the need to quote something she said that ripped my heart in half but since that would be the bitchy thing to do, I wont. I cant count how many times Ive cried over her throughout this whole summer. Add one more to that list.
So... I guess you can add friendship to the list of current fiascos in my life. Along with, you know, everything else.
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So yesterday was interesting. I saw Justin. Had a good time with him. I think we are hanging out Wednesday too. I saw Ryan. I ended up crying on him last night. Things have been weird in general for me. Im not sure where I stand right now. Anyways I sorta had a heart spill with Ryan and as much as I hate crying, and having people see me cry, I still ended up crying on him. I was talking about school, and Justin, and Christina. Mostly I cried because of Christina. Not going to mention why. Then Ryan left. I walked inside and went to walk by the basement, which is where we had just been. Well, apparently, we hadnt shut the door after we came up and since it was pitch black and I wasnt expecting it to be open... I walked right fuckin into it. Hard. I smashed my left hand and foot into it, then I proceeded to fall down on the floor in agony and a sudden torrent of warm, wet, pained, and saddened tears began to flow. I just sat there crying for a while, then stopped, walked like a cripple up the steps and threw myself into bed. Then there was the nightmares. Then the phone going off to wake me up to get ready for school. So all in all, a first day back at school, plus an ex-boyfriend, plus a current boyfriend, plus crying about your best friend, plus walking into a door and then crying some more equals a mostly shitty day. The only good parts were Justin and then Ryan. I have so much Id like to write/say right now. But I wont. Ill save some of it for another post about school. And the rest I will save for private conversations. Ta-ta...
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Yesterday went from bad to worse.
Things in my life were just nearly reaching a stable point of instability. (I know what I mean by this... you may not... I dont care.)
Ahhh, but I should have know better.
Things never remain in such a state in my existance. Something (or someone) always has to come along and fuck things up.
Last night I asked Ryan, "So, how many nervous break-downs do you think I will have this semester? How many pounds am I going to lose due to stress?"
I guess the answers to those questions are just going to have to be wait-and-see.
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I am in a most awful mood today. I have no desire to do anything but hole myself up in my room and read. But of course, I have to work.
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I was on my way home last night, just getting ready to turn into my driveway. Then something smashed into my windshield and there was water everywhere. It took me a moment to realize that someone had thrown a waterballoon at me. It was nearly midnight, I was tired, and was not expecting something like that to have happened. Because of all these things I nearly swerved myself straight into a ditch. I went inside and immediately called the police and told them what happened. They told me they would send an officer out to check out the situation. I saw a police car cruise by, scoping things out with-in ten minutes of my call. But since I am 99% that I know who was throwing the waterballoons and that as soon as they realized who I was after they hit me and I pulled into my driveway, they took off into their house so as not to get caught, and therefore were not outside anymore when the police did come. That was a terrible, terrible sentence. I apologize. Especially to you Sara. I know you hate that stuff. Anyhow.. I also ended up going over to the home of my suspect in the morning and I had a talk with his dad. That neighbor is now on my enemy list. Once you are on my enemy list you usually dont stand a chance of being removed from it. Today I uhhh... passed out. Yep. I was at the doctors office and they did a pin-prick on one of my fingers for a hemoglobin test. Being poked didnt really bother me. I saw the blood come up afterwards and that wasnt too bad either, even though I hate blood. It was the nurse squeezing my finger repeatedly to get more blood to come out to fill a little tray thing that got me. I felt all sick and then I just sorta keeled over onto the desk all of a sudden. They had to wake me up by putting that smelly crap under my nose to make me breathe it in. So that was pretty interesting. Its time for me to go to bed now though. I have got to stop staying up so late. School starts in like a week and a half... My body is going to hate getting up early again... Ugh... Goodnight my loves. <3 Sara (p.s.- this post was copied and pasted from xanga... I wrote it last night...)
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 What is that terrible, blurry picture of do you ask?
It just so happens to be the ticket I received for committing a civil infraction last night. My disregard for speed limits finally caught up with me. Guess I wasnt going fast enough... heh... It was bound to happen though. Im suprised its been this long. I was driving home on Fruitridge with a cd cranked up really loud, thinking about how there are a lot of bugs flying around at night, and how they behave a lot more like bombs than insects when you hit them at seventy-some miles per hour. Then I see someone driving towards me in the other lane. I continued driving and suddenly noticed the car turning around really fast behind me. Then I see red and blue lights start flashing. Fuck. Im pretty sure it was a Kent County Sherriff that got me. And I knew there was no way I was getting out of the ticket as soon as I saw him turn around behind me. I was going over seventy in a fifty-five. Even with no previous tickets, or pull-overs thats just not good. Plus I wasnt looking so hot at almost midnight. So it wasnt like my cuteness could save me... lol... And then I couldnt find my current proof of insurance. Probably cause mom hasnt yet given it to me. But I had all the old ones so he assumed I did still have insurance and didnt give me an additional ticket for that too. So I drove off after I got my ticket, started crying then, after I had already gotten the fucking thing... too late... and then felt bad because my wallet was soonly going to be $76 lighter. And because I will now have points on my license. Dont know how many, or for how long. Shit.
So that sucked. But life goes on. Im just seventy-six dollars poorer.
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I was going to call you early this morning. It was sometime around two am, and I was crying. Then I realized that it was nearly two am, and that I didnt know who you were.
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The funniest thing happened at work today. I got out at five and then started ransacking the store for things to try on and then put on lay-away, because this weekend I get 20% off everything instead of 10%. So, mostly Im looking for clothes. I tried on lots of juniors stuff, clearance stuff, and then some missy's stuff. Then I got the idea in my head, "Hey, Im tiny. I bet Id even fit into children's clothes!" So I wandered over to the kids section and started grabbing all the pants I could find that looked normal. By normal I mean didnt have giant hearts or flowers sewn into them, or other crazy crap that they do to kids clothes. So I went into the fitting room and tried these child pants on. Apparently, I can fit in a size 14 girls pants. Who knew? OK, so maybe its not so much funny as ridiculous... but I got a kick out of it. And as a super bonus, little kids pants are cheaper than juniors pants. So not only do I get great fitting pants, but they are cheaper plus 20% off. Beat that... I just have to pick them up now after work on Saturday and Ill be styling in my girls pants... Oh yeah...
I came home after the girl pants adventure to a giant pile of mail with my name all over it. Some of it was from Grand Valley. I got my tuition bill for this fall.
Tuition- $3255.00
Books- usually about $400
Getting it all paid for by your parents- PRICELESS
The mail pile also contained a giant information packet that I had previously requested from Paws With A Cause. I desperately want to foster a puppy for them. You get a puppy and take care of it and teach it basic commands until it is 14-18 months old and then you give it up so it can be trained to be a service dog. It would make me so crazy happy to do it. But its not currently in the cards. There are two reasons for this: one, my parents would not allow it, and two, I cant afford to pay for it. But as soon as this is feasible I plan on doing it. In the meantime I filled out a volunteer application, so I may soon be volunteering some time at the headquarters. Otherwise I plan on volunteering at the Humane Society. I have wanted to do that since eight grade, but all previous attempts have been thwarted.
Tomorrow should be super good. I look forward to it. I hope you are all splendid. Love you... <3 Sara
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Today I would just like to say...
FUCK EVERYTHING...
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I just got home from work. It was sorta busy today,but not as busy as it was on Sunday. Sunday was terrible. The part of it where I was at work was terrible anyways. After work I said to hell with Moms grounding me and went to wait for Ryan to get out of work. Then we went to his house. It was fantastic to get to spend some time together. Monday Ryan came over before he went to work for the night. Then I went into Sparta and got gas. It was $2.29 when I got it. Its funny how that is still so expensive and yet it made me happy because it was less than $2.30 a gallon. And today on my way home from work it was $2.26. Anyways, side-tracking... After getting gas I drove to visit my Chrissy because she took the day off work at camp so we could see eachother. It took me about fifty minutes to get from Sparta to Evart, where the camp was. It probably should have taken longer, but I speed... a lot... So I got to see Chrissy. I gave her her copy of HP6 that I got her for her birthday. Even though her birthday was in June. At least she got what she wanted. While I was there Christina got attacked in the face by a tree... hehe... She showed me around the camp, which was excessively huge, and required tons of walking... up hills too... I also got to see all the horses they have there, but didnt get to ride at all because I was later than she had expected me. We went to get ice-cream too. Then we spend a while just sitting around together reading HP6. I miss Chrissy, and it was great to spend some time with her. Moments after pulling out of the driveway of the camp I burst into tears. I ha myself a good cry for about ten or fifteen minutes then as I was driving. I was thinking how I love Christina, and miss her. She is my best friend and we dont get to spend nearly enough time together. And there is the possibility of us living on opposite sides of the country in the future. I feel like shes getting farther and farther away from me everyday. Then I also started thinking about all the other people I love, you probably included. I wonder if any of the people I love love me as much I love them. So I started feeling a tad bit unloved and uncared for. I was an emotional mess. Then when I got on the freeway I saw a coyote on the side of the road and got all scared that it was going to run out in front of me. Results would not have been pretty for my car, or the coyote, as I was doing about 85 mph at the time. But luckily it ran away and therefore did not end up dead. And today I worked. From 9:30 to five. I was so anxious to leave today. One reason being that I am crazy tired. Another being that I havent finished HP6 yet. I am about half way through it and I need to finish it. I have to know what happens. So I probably will not go to sleep today until I finish it. I could be up untlil 3, or perhaps even 5, but I am finishing that book today. Its soo good so far. I love Harry Potter. And I dont care if you dont. With that being said it is now time for me to go continue my reading. Ill think about eatting dinner sometime too. Love you. <3 Sara
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(11:40 am)
Apparently my mom wants to be the worlds biggest bitch.
Shes ruining my birthday tomorrow, but more importantly shes making me ruin Ryan's birthday today. Maybe it wont be ruined for him though. Maybe he wont mind not seeing me, or having to wait to get his silly present, or not being able to spend the two days we both took off work together. I feel like my heart is in a million tiny pieces right now.
Guess Im grounded from now, all the way through the weekend.
I suppose I am destined to never have a happy birthday. Oh well, I should be used to this by now right?
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(1:05 pm)
Oh, thank you Daddy! I called him and explained the situation and he then talked to mom. Mom did not want to give in to Dad but I suppose he convinced her somehow. I get to see Ryan today for his birthday but I have to be home by 9pm. At least I get to see him though. I am happy. The rest of my weekend, and my birthday, are still fucked... But at least I dont have to take Ryans birthday down with me now. Thanks Dad.
p.s.~ exciting picture/survey post to come... stay tuned... (Note to lj readers... if any... The exciting post that I mentioned will only be appearing on Xanga. So if you want to see it, go there sometime tomorrow. Or something.)
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I am so fucking crying right now.
FUCK, Im unhappy.
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Dear Jack (and everyone else), Right now I am super happy. I got to see Ryan before work. Any time I get to see Ryan is good time. Time well spent. Then we both went to work. Work was good for me today. Barb bought a couple boxes of ice-cream sandwiches for everyone in honor of my birthday. Patrick gave me a hot pink highlighter. I got my new codes for when Im on register on Sunday. There were a lot of really funny people trying on clothes today. I always find it interesting when people ask me for my opinion about the things they are trying on. I could give them horrible advice and they would probably take it. Its a good thing Im nice and am honest with them. All in all, work wasnt so bad today. It was actually pleasant. And Ryan came in to see me when he got out of work. It was right as we were closing and I was about to clean up the fitting room. I saw him out of the corner of my eye and got all excited. Yea Ryan! I had a huge stupid grin on my face and I was all blushy. It was cute. Then when I got out of work Ryan and I went to S-N-S to get some food. We took it to the park and sat on a picnic table and ate together. Christina called me on the way there. I love her and miss her so much. I think I get to see her tomorrow, well today, actually. It will be most excellent. Yea Chrissy! Im pretty perky right now. Not at all tired. Im going to go read soon. I started a new book. Im really happy about Patrick giving me that highlighter because I need it for my new book. Im excited for today. Lots to look forward to. Love you all bunches. <3 Sara |
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